Booster Shot: Wanna be Damian Marley's personal assistant?

ALERT ALERT ALERT!!!  Listen up...I'll only say this once.  

Jr. Gong, the son of Bob Marley and former Miss World, Cindy Breakspeare is looking to hire some extra help!  Times may be tough around the world, but the international reggae artist needs someone cool to accompany him on tours,  work with him daily...and take over his twitter.  Yeah,of course he's on! (@damianmarley)

Applicants must be:

• Male
• Age 21 - 35
• Willing to relocate
• Moderately fluent in French and / or Spanish

Do you qualify?  

I certainly thought I did until Damian corrected his freudian slip.  At first he said female...but this is one for the homies!  @#$*#$&!!!!!!

It's OK, I would have just distracted him from his work anyhow.  You know, by being clingy, affectionate and jealous!

OK Brothas...here's he goods:

Send a photo and resume to amar1assistant@aol.com

I can't believe you're still reading this.  Go!!!!

Just remember, tell de bwoy is Nurse Karen who ah send yo!